Blonde Jokes for Blondes - Funny Blonde Jokes

Some of our favorite jokes are about some of our favorite girls...

The blondes.

Sorry Blondie, but you give us some pretty good ideas for some very funny jokes, and here's of few of my favorite Blonde Jokes that I've added to my collection.

Share them with your favorite blonde, but give them some time to sink in!

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory?

A: She threw away all the "W&W's"

Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?

A. Oh no, I'm going to fall again!

Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?

A: Because they go answer the door.

Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?

A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?

A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

Q. What did the blonde say to the physicist?

A. "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

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- A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together.

Just yesterday you take away my license and now today you expect me to show it to you."

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Blondes Interview at the office:

Interviewer: -> "Give me the opposite words that first come to mind"

Blonde: "OK"

Interviewer: -> "Made in India"

Blonde: "Destroyed outside of Pakistan"

Interviewer: -> "Good... Keep it Up"

Blonde: "Bad.... Put it Down"

Interviewer: -> "Maximum"

Blonde: "Mini Dad"

(Looks up astonished at blonde)

Interviewer: -> "Enough! Take your Seat"

Blonde: "Insufficient! Don't Take my seat"

Interviewer: -> "Idiot! Take your Seat"

Blonde: "Clever! Don't take my Seat"

Interviewer: -> "I say you get out!"

Blonde: "You didn't say I come in"

Interviewer: -> "I reject you!"

Blonde: "You Appoint me"

Interviewer: -> "....!!!!!!!"

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Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?


A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q. How does a blonde kill a fish?


A. She drowns it.

Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?


A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

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Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?


A: Divorced.

Q. How do you drown a blonde?

A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?

A: Because they can understand them

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?

A: Alone.

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