Funny JOKES! - The Best, Funniest One-Liners (Part 2)
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Because I love Jokes!
Jokes are a great mental pick me up. And the best way to accomplish that fast, is in a good One Liner, some of my favorites I collected are here below: Share them with your jokesters around you!
ONE LINE JOKES
- We all know there are two kinds of secrets: the one's that aren't worth keeping, and the other that are too good to keep.
- If you think nobody cares if you're still alive, try missing a couple of payments.
- My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading...
- When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
- Quit while your still behind.
- I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
- They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
- Modern artists are those who throw paint on canvas, wipe it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- You may be recognized soon. Hide.
SHARE YOU ONE LINE JOKES WITH US:
Heard any good One Liners - Made any up? Share them in the comments below.
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading..." LOLLOL I love it!
That's some good stuff. If I ever think of any one liners I'll be happy to add to the list. Thanks for posting this?
I like the payments one, too. It's funny though, my grandmother died 14 years ago and catalog companies still call asking for her and if she would like to subscribe.
LuisEGonzalez Level 7 Commenter 15 months ago
Just what I needed on a day like today..thanks