Daily Jokes - Funny One Liners (Part 1)

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Here's a few of my favorites I've collected for you. (Part 1)

ONE LINERS

• Don't argue with an idiot. He'll only drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
• Life progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.
• Hey - The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it is still on the list."
• Quality assurance doesn't.
• Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
• So I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
• We never really grow up, we lust learn how to act in public.
• Someday, we all look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
• Funny, my mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit over here next to me...

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