Back to School: Funny Mom Jokes! "Yo Momma!"

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By ByChanceTV

More Yo Momma Jokes

Let's keep 'em coming with some more of my favorite collections of Yo Momma jokes that will make you laugh. Enjoy and share them with your friends and family.


- Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."

- Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a survey.

- Yo momma so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.

- Yo Mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.

- Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

- Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.

- Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

- Yo momma so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

- Yo Mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

- Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

- Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.

- Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

- Yo' Mama is so fat, when she throws her shadow, it breaks the sidewalk.


** Share your favorite jokes with us in our comments below!

lilly 3 months ago

yo mama is so hairy that when you almost died because ur mama hair almost gave you a rug burn

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