Star Wars News: Stormtroopers Unemployed!

GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY: Drones of Stormtroopers turning to criminal activities and blatant panhandling has hit new heights. Without their tasers and proper training, these guardians of the rebel assault have dropped their attitude and have hit the streets begging for universal currency and looking for new means to make ends meet.

With their history - good luck!

With George Lucas' Re-release of the Star Wars Trilogy x2 on a new platform of DVD and Blue Ray (and now talk of Star Wars 3d), the digital era has deadened the need for the front line expendible Stormtroopers. Skilled in shooting at a slant, standing by doorways, looking the wrong way, and taking a laser beam square to the chest are yesterday's skills, and with today's new emerging Jedi's, and at the rate that new Rebel technologies are spreading across the galaxy, the role of the Stormtrooper is in peril!

Although a handful of luck Stormtroopers who were capable of making the switch have found Rebel jobs as skilled workers and have found a place in society on the moon of Endor. One wrong move, and the Wookies and Ewoks are right there to settle the dispute.

If you do see a saddened Stormtrooper with a cardboard sign, don't turn your head. Use your Force and give them a kind word, like, "I really liked you in that second movie...", or toss them a ride out to Tatooine or something. They were only doing thier job...

"Help them Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're their only hope...!"